I didn't read this story YET, but I keep seeing people in the comments saying that he's calling him "Daddy", so is that his real dad? If not then im not really going to read...
Lol no....he is not....he is universal DADDY ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ
no real hes so fine oml
Your name…. The irony (￣∇￣")
The irony of your comment with that username….
I’m triggered by you from the username and the pfp…
Zhyena should drop that prostitute Agent Twat and go for someone like me who will worship his Whiteness. Like hello, you know im serious because I dont even mind that he's not my brother.
i applaud your commitment to your tastes but the prostitute agent twat is still better looking.
who are you calling prostitute agent twat you lil shii
From what website can I buy a snake that turns into a white man, asking for a friend (≧∀≦) and what are the species called? heh!
Jake is my ideal white man! Just wish we were related. BUT back off Shin. You dont deserve my caucasian prince.
That sounds racist asf buddy
LMAOO CAUCASIAN PRINCE IM CRYING
Pls how is it racist I ain’t rlly into white dudes but Jay does it for me icl
Your ideal guy but you wish you were related? I'm side eyeing you so hard rn
RIIIIGHT? Y was that said (￣∇￣")
*sweet home Alabama starts playing*
I just noticed, dude’s username checks out Σ(っ°Д °;)っ
Everything makes sense now
WAIT NO! It's a misunderstanding. Ya know how people always makes mom jokes and says motherfucker? Well it's 2025 and it's about time we have equality I say. I exclusively use fatherfucker now and relish in people's reactions lool
Ur username is cool bro - I’m saying the op’s username
Are these two beasts related? If not, then the author should've made one a golden retriever because I love white guys. But it's ok, you can make them whatever breed of wolf/dog. The author could've also make them siblings because in the animal kingdom brotherly love is a sight to see. Much love.
i kinda missed ur unhinged comments
NAAHHHH they have more misunderstands than me and my uncle when I call him over to my house to mow the lawn but he brings condoms. LIKE RELAX, COMMUNICATE YOU TWO CINNAMON ROLLS.
what... why would he...
I have questions but Im scared of answers
i'm scared but i need answers LMFAOOO
I dont know if its because Jake is my father's name but I get turned on every time I read it on a speech bubble
Hey so... that's a weird thing to say
What
I wish I knew less about you dawg
The username says it all wtf HAHAHAHHAHAHA
oh
This got to be a bait gang lmaooo
That dick is too big, and I thought my uncle had the biggest, smh.
oh
What???
yo
Oh girl....
Whut
i wish we could comment pictures
Reading your name makes it make sense. (⊙…⊙ )
so you're telling me this guy has 10 brothers but still went somewhere else to look for a mate?
These SOLDIERS are EYE CANDY for a white lover like myself!!! Woah they look like German soldiers. Beautiful German soldiers. PLEASE COME TO PAPA my dear mayonnaise monkeys <3