"who the FUCK ate my ass while i was sleeping??"
"DAMN IT, ERIKA, THAT IS NOT YOUR FUCKING CAKE ITS MINE YOU KNOW I EAT WHOLE CAKES WHEN I HAVE EXISTENTIAL CRISES"
"WHY IS THERE A ELMO DILDO IN MY BED??"
"WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY AOT HOODIE YOU KNOW THATS MY FAVORITE ONE!!!!!!!"
"WHY IS THERE CUM ON THE WINDOW??????????"
"OK THATS IT I KNOW I FELL ASL......
