Idk maybe fart and walk away.
Maybe my response would be either of these:
1. Well you'd be even more surprised to see how down there is, quite the opposite.
2. No i'm not! d-daddy stop ts I'm not short giggles like a monster *geheehahahahahohohohehehahaha*
3. Lol yeah, atleast I'm not tall as a pole. Its quite unattractive for many ( NOPE I LO......
