whenever i see him on my screen, both my lips be smiling, and i close my eyes and bounce slowly in place fr, my pussay be throbbing and pulsating in morse code for his name. Put me in a room with me, i will suck the generations outta him. I will let him demolish and renovate this hole. I will let him breed me till the earth becomes over populated, ......
the free rent turned me on so much more than the sex. what has society done to me 
it was the night after the 2024 us election. i already knew the general us population was stupid as shit so i was prepared to lose. and yet when the results came out i was still in shock anyways. then in a mpreg induced rage i went into a frenzy with my dell laptop's touchpad. when i came back to my senses, i had created it. my masterpiece. my magn......
The pussy anatomy is so accurate its scaring me a little gawd damnhey look man face sitting gotta be one of the greatest side dishes of sex we've ever thought up credit carding a nose is like one step up I think ur entirely valid
Bro im here to blow my load not to blow my mind
THE END??? no because this isn’t just a hate crime, this is a gooner genocide.i was mid goon session and you hit me with a THE END
i’m suing. i’m throwing hands. i’m lactating out of rage.
Plot so good i had to pull my pants back up and lock in
How about we get on TOP of that job application, SWITCH to an employed status, and climb from the BOTTOM of the career ladder. ️
Jejin's mind rn: Gender is NOT the same as sex. Gender is what you identify as, while sex is what i'll be having with BOSS tonight. STAY INFORMED.
I wish to draw attention to a particular observation. It has come to my notice that numerous individuals assert that little A occupies the role of a top; however, he has yet to engage in penetrative intimacy with anyone, thereby leaving us in a state of uncertainty regarding his true proclivities. It is my fervent desire to witness little A assume the position of a bottom for K, subsequently allowing for a reciprocal exchange of roles.According to google, corn has gender, so if two male corn are planted within 5 feet of each other and is h*lding tassels, is this cay gorn?
whenever a sex scene appears i shake my head in disapproval until its finished, like any well adjusted and morally superior reader
that one time my friend asked me to draw Ivan and Shrek kissing. it's my best masterpiece yet
OH YOU WANNA KNOW??? IT'S IVAN X THAT ONE PERSON WHO DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A NAME WHO CONFESSED TO HIM IM ANAKT GARDEN BEFORE HE COMPETED. HE. DOESN'T. EVEN. HAVE. A. NAME. OR AN APPEARANCE. I WAS SO INTO THAT SHIP IMAGINING ALL THE ANGST AND SHIT THAT I LITERALLY DREAMED OF IT. MY DARLING MY IVAN AAAHH YOU DESERVED SO MUCH MORE
I hate the LADS fandom