Judance's Favorite

You have no idea how funny this shit is when you're all geeked up. 1. Cactus is easier to dispose. 2. Stripper pole. Gotta make in on theme. 3. Candy cane. Better if it has a ribbon. 4. Popsicle all the way 5. Fingernail, what if a baddie fingering my butt and she accidentally tore her fingernail? It's a keepsake 6. Washing machine sounds more fun......