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... for my beloved girlfriend, my vibrator. She passed away yesterday. I don't know what happened, I turned her off for a moment and when I tried to turn her on again, she didn't react. I'll miss her so much, I already do. All the fun times we had together and these deep moments. I'm not sure if I'll ever get over her. Unless someone here wants to ......

I hope this counts (pun intended) as an ACTUAL Hear me out

Was making mine and he looked like he watches children for fun