I’m an expert in judging faces… completely scientific, and unbiased. Send me your picture. I’ll examine it veeeeery… closely. For research purposes & philanthropic service.
Found a feral teen cat on my roof. Been feeding, playing with, and cuddling her for the past two weeks. Getting her spayed soon and she’s staying with me. Meet Mimi.
Yeah, she's giger. Goofy as hell. Brain cells... I don't know where they are...
She's always high.
"I'mma die soon anyways."
Try to unclench it.
So tell me, o witch~ does your crystal ball show your future overflowing with prosperity, happiness, and all that abundant luck?