Welcome to my weak ass profile
Kinda dumb
I can and will fall for your rage bait
Haiiiiii ^_^
A virgin homeless bisexual single parent of 6 (edit: now 5)
Divorce count: 4
I read a lot of gay sex.
Women please don’t block me or I will injure myself!!!!
Last time I shaved my pubes: 6/9/2019
#stoptwinkhate
Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions
I'm everyone's mama <3
NORMAL big-breasted mid-western beautiful caucasian straight Christian girl....
Not troll
Not real
Im very good person
Very calm
Been taking medicine
Touching some grass for 3 months now
currently overthinking what to write here :D
here for the plot and the updates
She/her
Hi guys its ALU-FED-RO-0-9. ty. (NOT ALFREDO.)
"everytime i see ur thoma pfp i genuinely brace myself for a sentence with no words mentioned in the bible" - blehhhh
live laugh love bara and yaoi, and yuri too ily my yuri cousin
#1 thoma kinnie and fan (trust)
#1 manly big giant muscly uke defender
#1 evil manwhore uke defender
#1 shutline glazer - itiswhatitis
Jarvis, update shutline now.
Follow to get impregnated or...impregnate..me..?
Stop!! Trying!! To!! Get!! Into!! My!! Butt!! Please!!...Alphas..i-im tired...o-okay..?
Rumors that I'm an easy ran through omega is fake.These alpha's just kept pushing themselves onto me. #I'mNotEvenAnOmega.
(The 09 is from Thoma's birthday date) | Message me for disc :3)
Choose your job carefully
I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
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41☆(not reallly)
I read a ton of bl but tbh I'll read literally anything if the cover and title seem interesting enough lol
I usually go for Consensual stuff I absolutely hate the unnecessary SA that's like in every single bl these days
I am from the Caribbean
Yes I love One piece
OH MY GLORIOUS KING USSOP
Yes I goon to zosan fanfic
But like yk who doesn't
Yes I am an omegaverse consumer
Yes I read bl novels on the desktops in the school library
Yes I read bl...Yes I read gl....
Yes!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!
No I don't have a social life
No I don't have friends irl
But anyways
You will be seeing me alot
Do you have hair in your special place?
Sorry I forgot everything about myself, give me five minutes -
Trying to stop goonig and actually use my brain for once.
Why does the profile photo compress so much T T.
[Certified AI hater]
is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
open your eyes, look up to the skies and seeeeeeee
Riding in my truck.. if youre a deer you better run
DUI? What DUI?