1) lamp, I'm scared of thorns
2) stripper pole, it's less thick that a telephone pole
3)candycane, it's smaller
4)lollipop, it's smaller
5) fingernail, I don't want a foot to go close of me
6)washing machine, it will massage my asshole
7)20 inch TV, it seems softer
8)grasshopper, coachroches are eww
9)blueberry, it's smaller
10)anime man, it's smal......