Plot armor: Needed some help?
The Prince: O-O I KNEW LEGS WERE A LUXURY.
Seme: I am gonna treat you like trash, worse than a dog.
Uke: I AM IN!
I am sorry. The Seme being a jerk is a thing. The Uke being willing to stay with a jerk is another.
Imagine going to Siberia to run away from your crush, only to see him in the café next door. O-O
Another EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED Seme entered the game.
No matter how long Alfonso's hair is, it cannot rival Cesare with his little benny.