
Say what you want about about the writing but I love it. The writing of the dialogue, I mean not the plot. The plot is okay. It's just I am not used to reading stuff written like this. It's a really nice old-fashioned style you rarely see anymore.
That being said, I'm DEFINITELY going to use 'Avail me of your cock at once' . That takes the cake for me oh my goodness.

Oh my gosh, oh my goodness, the rest of the sob backstory no one needed. Ewwww. I need more of Dan please.

If y'all think I'm about to justify your comments with a response...
then you are absolutely right. However, I do find it strange that some of you actually feel something towards this poorly written piece of hot garbage. Especially with the way he treated Dan. Like are you guys actually serious. And with this terrible attempt to pull at our heartstrings, you would think "Oh, they both came from poor backgrounds, so fuckface over here should have been a bit more understanding", but as you can see from the first 40 chapters, that was NOT the case. So no, who gives a shit how terrible his life was. There is a stage in your life where you stop blaming your past for your shitty behavior and take responsibility for your actions.
But you know, you guys can still feel sorry for him. Good to know we still have bleeding hearts out there. I just hope no one takes advantage of it.
Yeah, just give him 5mins to RAGE