Real life gay sex is so much messier. Forget lube. Most author don't even get into douching which is putting water up your anus to flush your intestine so the top doesn't get shit on their penis. Some couples don't mind it and if a bottom has a clean diet that's high in fibre, it's actually clean enough to go without douching.
Douche is a pretty ......
Why are all the zombies (skinny) (balding) (topless) (shrek green) men. Like all of them . God forbid we have different type of zombies.
Bitch my wig did not fly nor was it snatched. It combusted into flames and consumed me but I didn't die, I had been crystallized and now I'm a glamazon, bitch, ready for the runway
Those dicks looks ugly asf I can't even. They look like cancer cells.
I have reread this 6 times already. It never gets old . I hoped to reread this again when I'm in my 60s. God does anyone know if there is a book of this story? I really really need a physical copy.