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babies are born from trees. idk I just thought they dropped. and if I didn't like you, it meant you were dropped on the head. I actually DID spend time staring up at trees, wondering when babies would fall.

used to think that if i played dead long enough, buzzards would come down and try to eat me. i would literally lay down in my front yard as a child and see if any buzzards would try and circle above me. it did not work. i was very upset