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Okay, this is probably the weirdest dialogue opening to a story I have ever seen, wtf? XD

https://www.mangago.me/read-manga/soft_and_squishy/uu/to_chapter-0/pg-2/

I was flabbergasted by literally the first page's dialogue. Not mentally prepared for this level of random weirdness.

Please tell me/show me wtf your reaction to that glorious dialogue is. (Pics appreciated, make sit more fun to actually see a fitting reaction you have.)
Or if you have any examples for equally as weird openings to a story.

I honestly have no idea what to say/feel. I'm still processing wtf I just stumbled upon. (⊙▽⊙ )

If you had an ideal man or woman love interest in front of you, right now, no holds barred: What CLOTHES would you want them to wear?

Asking because I'm curious about people's taste regarding something other than just the face or body type. Clothes are important too!

For me it would depend on age and body build to a good degree, but I sure DO love me a handsome man in uniform.
3-piece suits are amazingly handsome but I wouldn't push a tight military uniform wearing stud off my bed either. (Φv Φ )b

I'm bored, throw some creative insults at me you made up yourself, heard/saw, are from a movie or tv show, etc. Anything.

Looking for stuff like:

- I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
- Go deep-throat a cactus.
- It's improper to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
- How can I help you... besides luring children into a panel van?
- You look like Freddy Krueger face-f*cked a topographical map of Utah.

Something creative and stuff that can work as a reply to some really dumb comments.

Just stumbled upon one of my fav comics, Kami-sama No Iutoori by Moegi Yuu, and got sad because of how shittily slow the updates are for whatever reason.

So I gotta ask: Anyone else got any comics they really love but get barely any updates or might even be dropped/discontinued or on hiatus?
I'm curious.

Besides liking hetero romance, BL, GL and such: What is your favourite genre or subgenre rather when it comes to stories? And WHY do you like it?

I personally have always been a sucker for shounen with action (maybe some comedy), that's why I am such a fan of Wind Breaker (watch it, now), BnHA or older stuff like Bleach, Naruto and One Piece. There's just something great about watching epic fights in animated format. <3

Delinquent or general combat anime are just super interesting to look at (can absolutely recommend Wind Breaker btw, great fight choreo!) and if it has an element of life lessons being learned, growing as a person or even some comedy, it's just perfect for me.