It’s actually not that weird? That’s exactly why you’re supposed to stroke a dilf’s beard horizontally, instead of in a vertical motion. Professional old men lovers know this.
You dont feel any chemistry, from start to finish the dude is just a prisoner with some weirdo, man this was a waste of the 15 minutes it took for me to read
Lil dude shouldve started singing "we going down down" instead , that looked like it hurt