Tallglassofwater's Things

So recently my mom got a huge ass watermelon from her boss and of course, the first thing that came to my mind was ”could that be Caius’s dick size?” idk know man Anyways.. Do y'all thinks his dick is bigger than this watermelon or smaller or the same size idk (it reaches from my hips to my nose, I'm 5’6 by the way) (also the Caius I'm ta......   6 reply

Something about “yasssss” and “PERIODTTTT” really triggers me, especially when someone that’s white says it   reply

Those dumb fucks can’t keep their mouth shut for 2 seconds, they’re deadass the ones that are gonna end up being like “omg y’all it got taken down, what’ll we do now?!” Like stfu, it’s your fucking fault   reply

I have good grades like 95+ but I'm so fucking dumb I can't even write an email. My head is empty, there is nothing up there. Half the time I'm thinking about hot anime guys and BL men   2 reply

Some of y'all really be getting a little too comfortable here   reply