Connie's Favorite

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again... I should have been born a man (￣▽￣)

Go for the queen sized mattress make it thck layer

OR LIKE WATCHING A HAPPY AND FUN ANIME WITH A ROCK EDGY OP AHAH

One time I was wrestling my stuffed duck with my younger brother and I was simultaneously trying to say “stop grabbing my duck” and “you’re tugging his bill” and what I actually said was “you’re grabbing his DICK”