I just want to say to all of the new readers that want to read this story: please, do NOT, under any circumstances, read the sidestory of the boss. It's a big big red flag, twisted and disgusting. Never in my life as a reader have been more relieved to see the words "The End". I just wish I could erase my memory...
So... I know they're in the middle of a serious conversation but, am I the only one who started singing the song after reading that last phrase?
Look at me (¬`‸´¬) ("⚈₋₍⚈") Please wake up
Zzz zzz zzz (ᵕ—.—)
(ꐦㅍ _ㅍ) wAkE uP wAkE uP (||⚈ ․⚈) wake up
Don't look at me I'm sleeping zzz (|||─ᆺ╥)