I don’t wanna root for him but even I know that was a dumb move you had him right there getting into it and you go and ruin it for yourself men are the same in every universe huh…
Guys bleeding out together is not a couple’s costume you should’ve been in the hospital like 20 minutes ago
IM CRYING LMAOAOAOA IM STEALING THIS
Her ex’s brother? I don’t think I can go on wouldn’t wanna end up a part of his family if I was in her shoes
They’re only half related but I can understand where you’re coming from
Ion even wanna add this to my read but gotta avoid accidentally reading this again…
Could’ve kept the side to themselves i don’t wanna see people getting freaky on a public beach with kids around
Uke's probably dreaming this rn
Very likely a dream
Men’s bathroom?? At the club??? On the toilet seat???? You should not be worrying about the floor it’s too late
After all that you’d think this would be the start of telling each other things would saying it’s a birthday present from your dad be so hard
I commented once before to take a shot every time communication was brought up but didn’t happen and then followed by some more fucking well I can officially say I’d have alcohol poisoning right about now…
eugh man get a hobby or something leave him alone