6/5/25
6/5/25: it was funny mc reads exotic wild stories about an octopus beast man and wants a husband just like that. he goes fishing for octopus and does some freaky shit with them and releases them back to the ocean yasss!
anwyay, he ends up getting a husband bc he meets an octopus lord and he grants mc any wish he wanted - obvi mc wanted a husband with many legs
turns out the husband is a noodle fish literally the tiniest fish in the word that don’t even have legs - the one thing mc wanted lmaooo.
mc still loves the noodle fish tho bc he had a big ass dick which equates to a third leg for him so in the end he DID end up with a husband with more than 2 legs lolll. just dumb funny
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