Kz12345's manga / #Comedy(1)

Started: 24/11/24 Reread: 28/05/25 Chapter: 64 2: Damn my initial paragraph was deleted…ANWAYS Swallowtail is suspicious like he pretends to be “bad at everything” but it seems to be a front, and he rambles on about how it’s good that our MC’s 21st suitor was exposed for skipping their potential marriage meeting to stay at a brothel, but the fact Swallowtail bribed someone to give him sleeping pills so that the suitor would miss the meeting makes it seem like all our MC’s potential meetings were sabotaged by somebody, aka Swallowtail. No wonder he was the only servant left of hers after everyone else left. I’m now curious about who he is. 2: Honestly I’m quite that she jumped into the abys and oh the surprised look on her half-sister’s face was great lol. 3: bro was like I already hit rock bottom, how could it get worse?… , oooh but it got worse way worse like being a blood sacrifice and seeing a bloody battle royale among demons is pretty bad and then getting stabbed to near death is worse 5: She says as her hands tremble “THE BLOOD PACT GOES BOTH WAYS!” - lol our girl is scared but brave 7: “You are an awful little girl” “Now what’ll it be,Shifu?” Yes girl go boss this whiny spoilt concubine trapped in a handsome man’s body(and he knows it!-aka that’s he acts like a whiny spoilt concubine) around!. / “I-I did!? I don’t remember (drinking your blood)? That’s disgusting” “You were a bit preoccupied with, ah… dying” 8: “Where did they go? The “real” cultivators?” “…funny. I can’t recall” - Damn bro is so cool and OP he didn’t even realise until much later that they practically went extinct 11: “ "It's time that the World sees the new you." Whatever that means. I still was unsure of what my father saw in me, because as far as he knew, I had nothing going for me. And I doubt he'd like me very much if he knew about the evil old demon I carted around every night.” -lolz / “Think he’s overcompensating for something” our MC says about a disciples sword, only to be heard and stared at by the guy from many metres below… 12:“It’s not like I can touch the people of Chaoyang palace. Thanks to someone. At least let me have this.” “Don't fool me! You were up to some... Something nefarious! Maybe sucking the life out of one of them... And ruining my palace's reputation!” “There'd be sucking, alright.” “THAT’S DISGUSTING!! And absolutely IMMORAL!” - ayo what sucking 13: “Shen Yuhua, Escaper of the abyss” is such a cool name, but ANYWAYS GIRL beat those kidnappers UP! 15:Our girl’s first successful fight!but her pinky was stolen!TT 16 “MY NEW DRESS WAS RUINED! I’M SCARED OF FORESTS NOW! I HAD TO RESET SOME OF MY BONES BECAUSE THEY HEALED INCORRECTLY! AND I WAS WORRIED ABOUT WHERE YOU WENT AFTER THE DEMON CHASED AFTER YOU!” … reset bones as in rebreak them to get them to heal properly!? Ouch. 17: “No.I should’ve expected this… Just because you have my blood in you doesn’t mean you inherit my talent…” “HEY!” / “This is all normal behaviour. I’m lying In bed wearing the face of the dragon demon I killed in my father’s basement. Stolen by my teacher, of course” word for word no exaggeration / Not Swallowtail feigning weakness again 18:Aww not Shifu scaring some guys cuz they insulted our girl️ 22: “Shifu… I actually might need you to go to the brothel with me” “I’ll do it, but we’re getting separate rooms” “NOOO! It’s because…” - why is bro always so ready, like he has erotica bl visual novels, and has previously made some sus statements 25: “"Yeah, whatever. I guess you have to maintain your dainty waist somehow." Swallowtail blinked. Leng Feng went back to his meal.” - bro got clocked but it doesn’t feel like it?T.T / “I had a fantastic night with both the ladies and some curious young masters. I've told them that you'd foot the bill for my stay.” and!? Player…ANWAYS that whole letter was full of mischief 34: “Guys how’d you find me??”“WHAT doesn’t she know about THE tracking spells you have on her!?”“WHAT!?”“…my lady I can explain”GUYS UR IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT!! 39: Wow those mind tricks made me confused too, I was like is it real?? but bro got decapitated RIP our beloved KaiKai 42: Glad Yuhua is taking responsibility, and the letters she’s sending Granny brings tears to my eyes. I miss KaiKai, and so does Yuhua I bet as she remembers their memories and deep words, despite their fabrication… T.T I hope it was painless and I hope that he’s better off now…(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) 53: Omg MC can turn into a bird too, now shifu and her are bird buddies, gliding the night sky together️ 57: Damn our MC is surrounded by demons e.g her Shifu, manservant, and stalker 62: Omg Lang Feng and Swallowtail finally meet our Shisu aka Chu Tian, but he erases their memory 63: Omg Swallowtail kinda reveals himself!?