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How do you expect me to be able to choose between these?? I'd much rather die than have to explain why I watch so much **** and *** and ******* porn yeahhhhhh no thanks that tree behind my house is calling my name if that ever happens   reply

I would chose option 2 because my mom doesn't like mangas/animes in the first place, the number of time i tried to make her watch anime, she refuses sooo-   reply

Like porn videos? Then I’ll choose the first one I’ve watched none lmao   reply

i’ve seen porn probably 3 times my whole life and i didn’t like it so.... i’ll resort to that option ╮(￣▽￣)╭   reply

Ah shit you backed me into a corner...... I'd say porn I've watch tho.......   reply