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You didn't say the boat was in the ocean so we'll probably get out of the boat, then walk get in our car and drive towards the nearest mcdonalds.   reply

What we need here is equality and democracy. I will cut one of my hand and also one of their hands. This way, we can also save food while surviving for a long time. And if we need more food maybe next is limbs? And human hands are similar to chicken legs. So it will be tasty ig.   reply

I (almost) poisoned my niece ಥ⁠_⁠ಥ. I was 9 and she was 7 but we are asian so we have a messy ass family tree. So one day I wanted to make bubbles so I grabbed an empty cup and filled it with water, dishwashing soap and inserted a straw in it so that I could blow the straw and make bubbles. So I introduced it to my niece and told her to blo......   1 reply

no one's gonna sacrifice anyone, we all gonna die   reply

YOU THINK I GET TO CHOOSE? WITH MY MOM AND SISTER ON BOARD? (Im sorry best friend it was not my decision I'm just following orders, it's probably me next)   1 reply

im not that guy I'll take my chances swimming and let them figure it out   reply

I was playing hide and seek during recess time in middle school. I was a seeker I knew one dude he gonna go so I hid behind and waited for him to come there so I would make him a seeker so yeah. I forgot the mf had heart problems I accidentally scare him to the point he was heavily breathing on the floor... no joke I thought I will go to prison for......   2 reply

okay so this not happened with me but with one of my friends, so read this from her perspective.. (sorry in advance, this is gonna be long) so, me and family went to this historic monument sight seeing and it was a castle and a BIG one at that. My sis wanted to click some pics with me and my dad so we went to search for an 'acceptable place to cli......   3 reply

Yeah, after eating veggies like kale (not all the time)   reply