How To Tell Bf You Like Yaoi

I thought we're in the same world. But probably not

you're actually my age when you're my age and you're actually a baby when you're a baby!!!
how cool is that?!
it feels unreal
that shit logics make my brain blew up

so there's this dude sitting on a chair
so there's this girl sleeping on a bed
so there's this guy standing on a surface
so there's this woman simping on her bro
so there's this kid falling on her cousin
so there's this squirrel shitting on a tree
so there's this dog pissing on his shirt