Getting Piercings

Ive always loved animal sex, so i decided to go to a ugly house where i saw a beast in a suit next to a rose, so I politely asked him if i could have his hairy dick, and well he said yes. It was so good, the rose started to bloom. And all of the sudden the beast was actually a gorgeous prince but a naked dick, so I accidently chopped his dick off with my nails, and had a dick baby, because I swallowed it.





Different Deafaultuser, we're making more of these stories everyday.

Part 2 coming soon

And that's okay
The haters may hate
but I love how he's gay


















Just fyi if you didn't get the joke I don't have a bRother and these are lyrics to a song that kept repeating in my head