All questions about be a dumb bitch page 1

Im pretty sure someone is living in my house so heres the thing I moved cities for college and ive been living in dads house its a duplex but each floor has a living room kitchen bathroom blabla and I only use the first floor kitchen for the second floor I use it as storage ( its important for later) and also theres like this creepy room (?) but its above the bathroom I cant reach it apparently its used for storage now heres the creepy part im a very forgetful person and sometimes I would wash the dishes and when I go back to the kitchen someone wouldve put everything right back to its place but not in the way I usually do it also my soap would disappear and I would find used dishes in the second kitchen so many weird things my clothes would be all over the place and stuff disappearing but I just thought I was being paranoid even when I hear breathing at night cuz even when I search the whole house nothing . Now im back with my parents and my uncle called yesterday he said he swung by the house and found all the windows open and it rained so yh the thing is I remember clearly that I closed every window since im travelling I literally triple checked so yh I think someone is in the house and idk what to do .

recently ive been having this crazy ( no that crazy ) dream and all I want to do is have a threesome but like hear me out sooo it starts off with me dating this guy and I meet this beautiful girl and she joins us ig? but like the thing that kinda surprising is that what I want to do is sit and watch them do things to eachothers and idk is this an awakening of a new kink so yh they do stuff to eachother and when I join in all my dreams i just eat her out and smt give bro a blow but idk whats wrong w me Im not the type to have these dreams
should I just make it happen yall?

Like dear lord please let me have the strength to do this

12 point font, mla format with references

Chat, I'm fucking doomed.

It's been years now since high school and I still dream about this mf I had a crush on.

Personally, logically in my mind rn, I don't like him anymore, but in the dream, it be feeling so god damn good to interact with him and flirt and shit. But funny thing is, even my dream self is aware she ain't supposed to be happy flirting with him.

My girlfriend says this is cheating but bruhhh what can a bitch do I can't control my dreams. How to stop dreaming about the ex-crush? Any dream spiritual experts here? I'm atheist so pls help expand my spiritual output to put an end to this dream cheating thing. I don't wanna be a cheater ╥﹏╥

You need lifesaving surgery but your pfp, least favorite character, and favorite (or second fave if it's the same as your pfp) character are your surgeons, are you going to survive?

I need my fellow girlies to tell where is my own goddamn g spot because I can't find it for the life of me and I feel so dumb like???

Also it doesn't feel good down there whatsoever and I need yall to tell me if it actually does feel good eventually or what cause I've tried multiple times and it just feels weird and I still can't find my g spot

Any smut, bl gl straight whatever. And for the sake of convenience, can we not name common ones.

My go-to pet peeve is of course… being completely naked except still wearing socks and/or SHOES (you took your pants off but kept on your sHOES??)

But one I don’t name as often… two people who allegedly both like each, confessed and everything… have sex… and don’t kiss. (What are you saving the lips for?? The damn wedding? KISS)

Don't be too ruthless (or do idk)

And one "friend" keeps giving you back-handed compliments and no one else is none the wiser. Do you keep silent, or do you call them out?

Do you have separate sides of yourself? For example, when I was at prom I was dancing all over the place and afterwards I was more embarrassed and quieter. I realized this happened for a lot of parties, seeing a clear difference from "normal" me and "party" me.

I don't really remember much because I haven't read it in years but I'll try me best.
So there is a old marry couple who in the beginning would always argue and fight but one day they suddenly turned young again (I don't remember how) and later they met their kids again and I think the kids were trying to find a way to change their parents back to being old again but the couple didn't want to but ultimately at the end of the story they did become old again but the were In love again.
I know it doesn't make sense but that all I can remember (〜￣△￣)〜

SPOILERS FOR ELI (although who is going to watch that crap anyways?)

So everyone in that movie has an IQ of 12 but can I just point out how the dad actually thought he was going to kill Eli even after wittnessing Eli spinning all the nuns around? Peak Eli moment.

I want to verify my WeChat account. Can someone help me scan my QR code?

I love a lot of these manhwa and webtoons, but I find it to be so annoying that the fls in these stories always stay with or end up with the man who hurt them in the past and seem to always forget what had happened to them and the mental, emotional, and physical torture they had gone through all because the ml has changed, and to be honest with you, the ml has never really changed though. Just because they are nice to fls in this timeline doesn't mean that the mls have changed, they are just treating fls well because they find fls somewhat interesting. The MLs are still able to do what they did last time to another person or fl if she loses the MLs interest without even feeling any sort of remorse (unless the FL literally went back in time when they were literal children and started changing everything, then okay, but still doesn't change the fact what they put the FL through). Another thing is, don't the FLs have trauma like if I were beheaded or was forced to watch my loved ones be killed in front of me or had all of the people who I ever loved and cared about betray and kill me or had me be killed, I would either be EXTREMELY closed off and untrusting of everyone or constantly be in distress all of the time, fearing my loved ones would be killed at any moment. I just want more manhwas where the fl is more realistic with the traumas she had to face, how the trauma affects her life and personality, and how she lives now. The only manhwa I have seen that shows a small part of it is called "villainess reverses the hour glass" (I think that's what it's called), but even though there are realistic moments, I don't think she really shows her trauma in the long term, and it seems she forgets it for a long time (though I LOVE LOVE LOVE how she actually gets revenge). The Manhwa I read is a carbon copy of "The abandoned empress"

Like I'm generally confused what do these points even mean on here like what do they do?

Ok so I currently have a few slices of Toxic masculinity, some chopped up rape and sexual assault and a sprinkle of unexplored Stockholm syndrome *chefs kiss*

could be missing some key ingredients tho

It's 2:52 am currently and I'm writing an action scene for my story. Life was made for nights like these.