Watch Yaoi With Your Parents

Tell her that you accidentally open an email ( or was watching something off a free website) but it turned out to be a virus and you didn’t know what to do and was to embarrass to tell her and you didn’t want her to get mad at you for watching pirated movies or opening a link from a random email. If that don’t work ask your cousin to confess......   reply

I just openly shows it- but just to my sister, cause she understand me and will always support my interest- and everytime I'm done reading Yaoi, I just straight up close the tabs, delete history and making sure if I read Yaoi in front of my family, there's no mirror behind me- or person. So I'm pretty sneaky lol   reply

Find a new mom   reply

This had happened to me once a long time ago lol. I used my mom's phone phone to read manga when suddenly my daikon finger accidentally clicked on an ad (porn site ad i think) and the site keeps sending some notification like- y'know- that random BS 'A girl near you wants to get banged' and so on. My mother asked me what happened to her phone and I......   reply

Well idk. Maybe kill your mom first? Be competetive ;)   reply

that’s tough. no one can help u atp   reply

Girl you done fucked up   reply

the amount of muslims on this site makes me feel so safe. glad to find out i’m not the only one sinning   4 reply

I effing hate porn, but for some weird reason, porn notifs keep flooding my phone. Tell her that you mistakenly clicked on a illegal site for one of your assignment, you didn't know it was illegal and so the notifs keep on coming. Also, you discovered yaoi one day thru anime and say that you hate gays (use the word "fags" for better effect) so much......   reply