Stuff That Makes You Facepalm

I'll have a full on conversation with my friend, ask them personal questions, listen and genuinely want to know the answer so I can use it later as a convo topic when talking to them next time, and THEN I FORGET THE ANSWER because I was so ExCiTeD about what they said, that I get caugth up in EXcited STIMMING AND THEN FORGETTTTTTT. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH ......   reply
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Yuzo
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Um ACTUALLY... Not every alpha is trash. I'm sick of this omega sympathizer society. I can think of TWO great.... okay ONE decent alpha... Anyway I don't want to see your alphaphobia in my feed. Disgusting. You just can't except that alphas are superior. I bet you're a loser beta who is just jealous of never being able to find a fated partner. Keep......   1 reply
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It's like 1 am here, I thought I was hallucinating when I saw the word "Happy father's day". Then I realised, it's not yet for that day in my country yet. Dang   reply
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Thank you, thank you, I have this super unique and tragic backstory where an alpha I went to high school with (he had no eyes for some reason) tried to assault me, but my teachers blamed me because I'm an omega. Later I met an alpha who saw me go through heat, but instead of biting me, he bit his own arm and that's how I know he's the one   2 reply
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Me when i forget that father's day is celebrated on different days in other countries: Welp! Another excuse to drink again!   3 reply
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Happy father's day!!!!!!! ️   1 reply
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I'm not into watching English series/movies, but when he asked me if he could rewatch stranger things with me, I immediately said yes. I don't have a discord so I made an acc just so I could watch that series with him. Every 9pm back in 2023, we would watch that series. We were a lil awkward with each other that we don't even open the camera or the......   reply
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Nothing bc I'm not down atrocious like yall   reply
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I'm a mother [Experience]
Angelina
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I brought home this stray kitten I found on the road and my parents r super angry n hates me now forcing me to get rid of "it" they were a bit acceptable if it was a male but its a cutesy little female and I love her I'm super attached. I have a dog thats gonna kill her he made my past kitten ran out the yard and got hit by a car (we live close to ......   3 reply
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thanks, it wasn't my choice to have this baby.   2 reply
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