Stuff That Makes You Facepalm

I told mine to stop flirting with other cats but what she do? come home fckin pregnant FOR THE 3RD FCKING TIME /It's a stray cat so technically they're not ours, we just feed them/   1 reply

I do. I tell him he needs to contribute to the household. These days I'm working from home so when he interrupts my meetings or tries to get attention I tell him I need to work in order for him to eat because he makes no money of his own. I also tell him that his only contribution to this household is to kill bugs and spiders.   reply

I've told my cat to: - pray - get a job - enter a military school - accept jesus - stop being gay I wish he would listen to me, but he just keeps asking for food with the same retarded look on his face lol Cats are mean to us all the time, it's only fair that we make fun of them once in a while ╮(￣▽￣)╭   reply

I was 6 years old twirling around in the store having a princess moment and went to hug my dad, but it was some random guy instead. What's worse i didn't notice until I look over to my side where my dad was looking at me at the counter. And i did it again with my mom. I swear I have amnesia when i was a child ╥﹏╥   reply

hasdhajsdad so umm,,, in the middle of 7th grade i had to move, and on the last day i was attending, i somehow ripped a small but visible hole in the backside of my jeans and didn't notice- and i was walking around school the entire time without even trying to cover it up gahhhh NONE OF MY FRIENDS EVEN SAID ANYTHING SO IDEK IF THEY DIDNT NOTICE OR ......   1 reply