Stuff That Makes You Facepalm

one time in elementary school I fucking PEED MY PANTS in front of my CRUSH   2 reply
25 12,2020
I told mine to stop flirting with other cats but what she do? come home fckin pregnant FOR THE 3RD FCKING TIME /It's a stray cat so technically they're not ours, we just feed them/   1 reply
25 12,2020
My cat meows all the time so I tell him that I'll ship him to China or that he's adopted. He normally stops meowing whenever I say this But here's the chonky fat fucker Sorry if they're sideways   2 reply
25 12,2020
I do. I tell him he needs to contribute to the household. These days I'm working from home so when he interrupts my meetings or tries to get attention I tell him I need to work in order for him to eat because he makes no money of his own. I also tell him that his only contribution to this household is to kill bugs and spiders.   reply
25 12,2020
I've told my cat to: - pray - get a job - enter a military school - accept jesus - stop being gay I wish he would listen to me, but he just keeps asking for food with the same retarded look on his face lol Cats are mean to us all the time, it's only fair that we make fun of them once in a while ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭   reply
25 12,2020
do you ever just tell your cat something like, ¨get a job !¨ or ¨your gonna get nowhere in life if you keep leeching off me !¨ but in a joking way ?
25 12,2020
Hugging a stranger [Experience]
•BrokenSapphire• 25 12,2020
I was 6 years old twirling around in the store having a princess moment and went to hug my dad, but it was some random guy instead. What's worse i didn't notice until I look over to my side where my dad was looking at me at the counter. And i did it again with my mom. I swear I have amnesia when i was a child ╥﹏╥   reply
25 12,2020
celyn 25 12,2020
hasdhajsdad so umm,,, in the middle of 7th grade i had to move, and on the last day i was attending, i somehow ripped a small but visible hole in the backside of my jeans and didn't notice- and i was walking around school the entire time without even trying to cover it up gahhhh NONE OF MY FRIENDS EVEN SAID ANYTHING SO IDEK IF THEY DIDNT NOTICE OR ......   1 reply
25 12,2020
Forg 25 12,2020
falling in front of the entire 4th grade while running   reply
25 12,2020
Embarrising moments [Question]
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25 12,2020
What was the most embarrassing thing that ever happen too you?
25 12,2020

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