What The Heck Is Wrong With Me

lMAO IM FUCJING DYING, SO BASICALLY:

we had a zoom meeting, and usually my professor doesnt mute everyone, only at the start, but after that she unmutes and everyone can unmute whenever, THEN AL OF A SUDDEN WE HEAR HEAVY BREATHING,
then the teacher is like, can you please mute your mic? they dont, but there was no sound ,
NEXT FEW MINUTES WE HEAR MORE HEAVY BREATHING THEN IM GUESSING THE HOE CLIMAXED? CAUSE THE MOAN... HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THE ENTIRE KENMA(VA) AND KUROO(VA) BLCD CANNOT COMPARE LMAOOOO HAHAHHAHHAAAHAHAHA I CANT BELIEVE THIS WTF

So a while ago i asked my friend (we are both wlw) if we could fake date bc my other friend was hitting me up with a lot of ppl and didnt stop. So after the time period of fake dating was over i told her we could end it and shi but she said she didnt want to end it and i said ok (even before the fake dating started we would always joke around nd stuff) so i couldnt tell if she was being serious or not. Im pretty sure the both of us have no feelings for eachother and only agreed to it bc we were horny- but anywsys i asked her what our relationship was and she said idk and whst do u want it to be so i decided off with dating. I know i said tgat we probably dont got any feelings for eachother but for some reasonh i dont wanna break it off. So i wanna hear ur opinions ty . Pls dont criticise me we r both still young and dumb-

Anyone else gets their replies that aren't even that bad just like a regular reply deleted but then you curse someone out then that message stays about 5 of mines just got deleted and only 1 had something to do with porn or curse words like bruh