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"his balls are as huge as the sun" Anyway I would just leave because he is a male and I don't like talking to those or even seeing them alive.   reply

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Ask for some pictures as a fan and take some pics of him and save it to my cloud, then immediately say if he doesn't pay me a certain amount of his income per month the images will get leaked one way or another and I'll comment about it like an overdramatic news reporter.   reply

was mentioning the size of his balls necessary?   2 reply

I proceed to offer him my silence in return for a very obvious bonking session we can hold somewhere private. That is before it gets gud, I'll wake up (as usual), remember I hate socializing in person, let alone clubbing and my fangirling nature would only allow me to awkwardly giggle and say 'ok', then let him walk away or walk myself away becaus......   reply

"you're an adult" let me stop you right there, I am so what are you? And what the hell is this scenario?   1 reply