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Give me your best paradox and I’ll rate it out of 10.
If you don’t know what that is, here’s a few examples:
If Pinocchio were to say, “my nose will grow bigger,” that would be a paradox bc his nose grows every time he tells a lie, but if it grows than he’s technically not telling a lie, and if it doesn’t grow he’s telling a lie causing it to grow... whew Chile creds to apple pi who told me dis
If a grandson were to go back in time and kill his great grandpa this would create a paradox, because Killing his great grandpa would never allow him to be born because his great grandpa helped birth one of his relatives directly relating to him. So he would never exist to ever go back in time to kill his grandfather, but there’s no way he couldn’t exist if he never went back in time to kill his great grandpa, thus creating the paradox.


If this is confusing, believe me you’re not the only one.