Song Lyrics Stuck In Head

BRO I WAS READING BLIND PLAY AND MY OLDER SISTER SNATCHES MY LAPTOP TO DO SOMETHING BUT IT'S SMUT SO I WAS ALL DEFENSIVE AND TRYING TO GET IT BACK AND SHE WAS LIKE 'WHY ARE YOU BEING SO AGGRESSIVE ARE YOU HIDING SOMETHING' AND ME STILL TRYING TO GET IT BACK IS ALL ANGRY AND SHE TAKES IT FROM ME AND STARTS READING CHAPTER 18 OF BLIND PLAY AND SHE FINISHES IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE AND TURNS TO ME 'SO YOU ALWAYS READ SEX MANGAS' (I talk about animes and mangas a lot) AND BRO SHE'S THREATENING TO TELL MY MUM WHO WILL ABSOLUTELY KILL ME BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T TRUST ME (not that I've given her any reason not to trust me) AHHH BRO I'M GENUINELY CRYING OH MY GOD THIS IS GOING TO BE MY LAST DAY ON EARTH.

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