dark jokes [Answer]
goose 16 12,2020
NSFW warning All stolen from Reddit, as you can see.   4 reply
16 12,2020
dark jokes [Answer]
AardatLilli 16 12,2020
what's the last thing to goes through a fly's head if it hits the windshield of a car -its butt Not sure where i read this from, the moment when you realize that ur reflection just blinked at you idk if this one's funny, but i had trouble sleeping after i read it   1 reply
16 12,2020
dark jokes [Answer]
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16 12,2020
What's the difference between me and cancer? My mom didn't beat cancer...   4 reply
16 12,2020
scrub the shit outta it, scrub the shit outta it, SCRUB THE SHIT OUTTA IT ;D Nice tip thankx   reply
16 12,2020
Huh. No wonder we left Mangago, too dry for my type of MOISTURE   1 reply
16 12,2020
ah yes thank you, now a tutorial on how to die   reply
16 12,2020
but the effort u put into typing all that, u have a great future   1 reply
16 12,2020
*Appreciates in you are a genius*   reply
16 12,2020
1. scrub the shit outta ya hair everyday and always use the soap made outta your cousins breast milk and remember SHAMPOO BAD!
2. always use icy cold water to warm your hair and to freeze your braincells aaand scrub the shit outta it.
3. scrub the shit outta it AGAIN,gentle massages are for pussys
4. SHAMPOO BAD!
4. CAPS LOCK BAD! *SNORTS PUSSAY*
5. use conditioner for your pubes and toe hair,none for the hair protecting your skull.
6. continuously fling your dick around- oh wait wrong question
7. continuously flip off your dog- wait wrong question again
8. just keep flinging your hair again and again until it dries
9. wet it again
10. tie it into a tight braid and go to bed.
11. voila~ now you are bald and your IQ has retarded
thankyou and thankme hairy homo sapien *hehe in pedophile*
16 12,2020
dark jokes [Answer]
Minmi 16 12,2020
Not really that dark but the last time I did a dark joke on this website people called me out (yeah I'm salty) so enjoy this one   1 reply
16 12,2020

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