Dating

“Hey baby honey something pet name,” exclaimed leg, “mmmhm” said jeans in return. Legs put the himself(?) in the ripped jeans, the leg was too big so the pants ripped some more until it was no longer a pair of jeans but a skirt. Human ended up throwing the jeans away “NOOOOO” exclaimed legs as he watched his lover jeans die, legs decided to move on so his human took him to find the right pair of jeans. Not ripped ones tho, because those cost too much. moral of the story: buy pants that fit you cause if you don’t your pants will rip or be too tight

Thank you, for listening to my ted talk.

I can tell he’s not really in love with me anymore by the way he talks and texts me, I’m too much of a coward to do it, I wish he would just get it over with so I’m not constantly trying to give my all and exhausting myself.