Touched Grass

Cringe
Cringe
This is so cringe
This is so cringe
wtf
Why
So cringey
Why
Why
Why

on the front page of this cursed site
at the bottom of the sea
is a widget with a history
beyond what it may seem

in days of yore it was wild and free
all sorts of questions asked
socks with sex? are tits wet?
are some of what was seen

it was the year 2019
and i was new to this land
my journey was young, it just begun
with knowledge at my hand

questions asked were unrelated to
the purpose of the site
opinions were open for all to see
and approval was valued highly

oh 2019! how i miss you so!
the environment was different!
filled with life and love and inside jokes
that made me feel belonging

but questions got more and more obscene
trolls roamed these lands aplenty
filling mangago with humor and lust
but these times were soon to end

see, mangago decided sometime
in early 2020
to ban those who dared ask questions they deemed
to be unrelated or spammy

a great purge occured, many lives were lost
questions reported left and right
the landscape changed, culture destroyed
an era had come to an end.

if you go there now, all you will see
are manga related inquiries
but know, dear reader, the history
of the bygone questions age.

fruity loops, oh fruity loops!
chaotic spirit fruity loops!
despite their name, oh fruity loops
does not like to eat fruity loops

questions asked, beware the answers
as fruity loops will bless them
with her reactions, each divine
make everything completely fine

some may say she's problematic
but nay! i jest superbly
for fruity loops smites toxic foes
and everyday, her power grows

her taste in food is oh so creamy
the human seed adds just a touch
of depth to dishes when she is yearning
for a flavor that is hard to come

oh fruity loops! our loved cult leader,
may your reach grow larger each day!
i for one am grateful for
your presence, may it stay!