For our second lesson we're going to tackle the 4 main BL Top archetypes, and I will be classifying them as fruits.
1. The "Unripe Persimmon" top : This type of BL tops are often hard, not just dick wise, but bitter. Underneath the cold exterior they show is a bad personality that makes you want to kick their head off. Often times this BL top uses the fact he's above the bottom's stature to take advantage of the bottom. They're red flags that are borderline criminal but if you give them time, they would have a soft spot for the bottoms and treat them like an actual human being.
2. The "Coconut" top : Rough and hard on the outside but genuinely pure on the inside. The gap is unreal. These are tops who often look like assholes, but are just really misunderstood. Although the bottom will have to crack open the shell before he gets to devour the sweet and refreshing personality underneath. It is all worth the trouble.
3. The "Watermelon" top : Looks like a green flag but is blood red underneath. Two-faced hoes and are the opposite of "Coconut" tops. This type of BL top often show a kind exterior but are twisted underneath. The intensity of their twisted personalities may vary but the bottom is just. I don't even know he gotta fucking run away.
4. The "Banana" top : Soft inside and outside, it's easy to peel back to see the sweetness underneath. It's basic and you are given as you asked. It's pretty plain, pretty boring, but it's sweet and healthy. Perfect for fluffy stories, I mean— who can hate bananas?
That's all, you're welcum.
1. The "Unripe Persimmon" top : This type of BL tops are often hard, not just dick wise, but bitter. Underneath the cold exterior they show is a bad personality that makes you want to kick their head off. Often times this BL top uses the fact he's above the bottom's stature to take advantage of the bottom. They're red flags that are borderline criminal but if you give them time, they would have a soft spot for the bottoms and treat them like an actual human being.
2. The "Coconut" top : Rough and hard on the outside but genuinely pure on the inside. The gap is unreal. These are tops who often look like assholes, but are just really misunderstood. Although the bottom will have to crack open the shell before he gets to devour the sweet and refreshing personality underneath. It is all worth the trouble.
3. The "Watermelon" top : Looks like a green flag but is blood red underneath. Two-faced hoes and are the opposite of "Coconut" tops. This type of BL top often show a kind exterior but are twisted underneath. The intensity of their twisted personalities may vary but the bottom is just. I don't even know he gotta fucking run away.
4. The "Banana" top : Soft inside and outside, it's easy to peel back to see the sweetness underneath. It's basic and you are given as you asked. It's pretty plain, pretty boring, but it's sweet and healthy. Perfect for fluffy stories, I mean— who can hate bananas?
That's all, you're welcum.
All breed-able type of men but slightly different deviations.
1. "Cunt boys" are men who have pussies, no dick, no balls, they're just a man with a female anatomy. What else is there to say?
2. "Omegas", a sub-gender of humans originating from a fictional universe called omegaverse. They are men/women who are in most adaptions of fictional BL works, have pheromones and take a submissive role, often being described as incompetent fucks who goes into heat like some shitty ovulation period. Male Omegas are able to be breed and conceive as their wombs are connected to their rectum in some way, which is concerning. The last thing you really want is to be covered in shit while ur omega father is birthing you but hey. There's a low probability of that happening because in most omegaverse, the omegas are a rare sub-gender, due to most of them probably committing suicide from how much they get raped.
3. "Male Pregnancy" a.k.a. Mpreg, a close similarity to Omegas without retaining the pheromones bullshit, the heat ovulation period, and the strange dominant hierarchy system of the omegaverse. Plain old males getting preggy. You're most likely still going to be shat out by your Mpreg father tho.
You're welcum.
1. "Cunt boys" are men who have pussies, no dick, no balls, they're just a man with a female anatomy. What else is there to say?
2. "Omegas", a sub-gender of humans originating from a fictional universe called omegaverse. They are men/women who are in most adaptions of fictional BL works, have pheromones and take a submissive role, often being described as incompetent fucks who goes into heat like some shitty ovulation period. Male Omegas are able to be breed and conceive as their wombs are connected to their rectum in some way, which is concerning. The last thing you really want is to be covered in shit while ur omega father is birthing you but hey. There's a low probability of that happening because in most omegaverse, the omegas are a rare sub-gender, due to most of them probably committing suicide from how much they get raped.
3. "Male Pregnancy" a.k.a. Mpreg, a close similarity to Omegas without retaining the pheromones bullshit, the heat ovulation period, and the strange dominant hierarchy system of the omegaverse. Plain old males getting preggy. You're most likely still going to be shat out by your Mpreg father tho.
You're welcum.
GAME TIME!!
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24 days
