Question

I was in the bathroom with my cup of sprite soda and my phone. Suddenly my tooth fell out but I didn't have toilet paper to get out the bathroom. I still needed salt water when I remembered that pee is salty. I poured out my sprite in the sink and put my cup in the toilet so I could get pee in a cup. Once I got it I drank that salty shit and gurgled it in my mouth. I then remembered piss porn videos get a ton of money so I took my phone and started filming. after I finished I dumped it and finally miraculously found toilet paper in the shower. Anyways I'm still making bank off my video to this mf day