Confused Bout My Crush

Do you have a train scheduled at 12 cuz u gonna get railed tonight   reply

Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.   2 reply

I think you should get a new one   reply

Are you kfc? Because your finger licking good.   reply

1. If you were a transformer you’d be Optimus fine. 2. Are you a keyboard cause your just my type.   reply

“ Papi you’re just like rice, I never get tired of eating you. “ -works better if you’re asian   1 reply

You guys are such naturals...I can't think of any   reply

Are you a book? Cause I'm checking you out   reply

You wanna know my favorite tea? You shawTEA   3 reply

Are you diarrhea since my stomach is getting butterflies   4 reply