Go Mad Or Crazy

Was in the middle of my gooning sesh on mrm until a porn ad pops up, which I’m used to seeing on mrm but this time the porn ad was of a twink w CHARLIE KIRK’S FACE. And he was hopping on that dick like crazy w an insane facial expression. I immediately stopped gooning because my dick went limp (obviously) and stared at my screen in disbelief. WHY must I see his hideous disgusting face when I’m jerking my shit. I am forever traumatized and am NEVER going to goon properly again because only then his face will pop up in my head. THE AI GENERATED CHARLIE KIRK TREND HAS DONE IRREVERSIBLE CHANGE TO US AS A SOCIETY. We have to do something guys.

The ice cock from Happy Shitty Life always makes me crack up