I would either cry and leave or I would say "Damn bro, nice catch, but your dick to small for lol let me go with her I'll make sure she has a REAL nice time with me instead of...ya know... that tiny ass thing lmao... ok bye" reply
set his bed on fire bc obviously he feels like there's no need for it anyway . reply
Jokes on you, my brother isn’t even straight. But even so, I’d make sure they were using condoms before burning them and the bed
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