Out of context manga

I have so many screenshots of just cursed text or just a straight up mistranslation and I’m curious what y’all have.

Shaquille Oatmeal 22 08,2020

"Senpai, cum in my ass and call me Obama!" and "Your semen tastes like bad parenting" are probably my favorite. Also here are some anime ones 2 reply

22 08,2020