I’m currently writing shrek x horse fanfic:
Shrek: who’s in my swamp?
*a lonely horse stumbles into the scene*
Horse: nyaa~ :3 are u the infamous shwek- senpai uwu
*Shrek (my lord and saviour ) blushes, he didn’t know he was famous*
handsome ogre man named shrek: yes, b..but the sign says ‘don’t enter the sex swamp.
Horse: stfu you......
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