god x jesus
'AaaAa~~ daddy,,,,HarDER AAaA~' said jesus as his father fucked him ever so roughly.
'shush now my child, and drink thy holy water i hath bestowed in front of your eyes.' said god, smiling ever so brightly.
'mMmmhmMmmMM~~~' moaned jesus as the holy water was trickled down his throat.
'today is a good one. bring happiness.' said god, looking outside into the grassy field of grass and things
THIS IS NOT A HATE AGAINST CHRISTIANS
IVE SEEN "BANANA X ORANGE" AND "NEPTUNE X URANUS"
i just wanted to...continue.
why is everyone so upset
i'm Christian and this is the most hilarious thing i've seen.
"oh no this is blasphemy!!!"
no it's not, it's peak comedy
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26 08,2020