god x jesus 3: i mean god isn't even fucking jesus, he's just sort of pondering his decisions tbh

God was seriously regretting this entire "taking on the sins of the world" thing.

His son dying over and over, experiencing excrutiating pain? That's great.

But seeing his beloved son turn into a fucking cock-sucking semen whore in order to save mankind?

Fuck mankind.

He didn't want to see this shit.

But, as he was an omniscient, omipotent, omnipowerful god, he had to see every fucking second of it.

And, oh joy, his wonderful son was giving the archangels a blowjob.

"Oh Jesus, we praise thee for your greatness! Thy hast taken on the burdens of sin to set the world free!" the angels cried out, as Jesus gave head to Gabriel.

"I tell you the truth," Jesus said, taking a break to give a sermon, "that it has been written, that the son of man shall cleanse the world from sin. And what better way to do that, than with thy mouth!"

"Amen, Lord! Amen!" the archangels sing, as Jesus went down on Gabriel's cock, bobbing his head up and down, and all God could do is weep.



Should I do more. Because I can do more.