fujoshi are fucking scary

they are so scary, they won't stop yelling at me whenever i say i don't like r*pe, nor p*dos, nor incest, nor mlm fetishization. LIKE BITCH THIS IS JUST A BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS
AND NO IT'S NOT JUST FICTION
if you proclaim yourself a fujoshi
don't even think about talking to me and remember that therapy is for you

SO
tell me your weirdest/ scariest/ creepiest experience(s) with fujoshis