How to bake a baby guide

1) Grab ur baby. (make sure it has a shaved head)


2) Cleanse the baby, till free of all germs.


3) Then wrap your baby in tin foil.


4) Place your baby in the freezer & leave in there for about 4 hours.


5) After 4 hours has passed, be sure to take the baby out right away.


6) After you have grabbed your baby; Now you place it inside of a bowl.


7) Salt your baby. But not too much.


8) Finally, cut open the baby. And get rid of the ribs and all bone. And dispose of the bone. (a clean work area is for the better!)


9) Finally, place your baby inside of the oven for about 24 hours.


10) The next day take your cooked baby out. And there, you have your dinner!




I hope this helped