The Guide To Becoming a Watermelon

1.) Grab your fresh green baby and slice it in half.


2.) take that baby and suck all the red colour from it's skin.


3.) Soak yourself in the red colouring you just took from the baby for 3 hours. After one is done soaking themself. You should be a pristine red colour.


4.) Now grab the flesh of a watermelon. Cut yourself open and fill yourself up with that.


5.) Super glue where you had cut ur self open, so the insides dont spill out.


6.) Grab your green foil and glue on green beads. (The gluing on green beads is optional if you want to be shiny.)


7.) Wrap yourself in the green foil.



8.) Grab the rind of a watermelon. The green skin that protects the red flesh basically. And wrap that around yourself as well.



9.) Freeze yourself in the freezer for about 10-15 hours.


10.) After that Grab your oval container and shove yourself in it. for 3 hours


11.) Get yourself out the container, and now you are, and look like a watermelon.








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