OH GOSH...DID U EVER DID THIS TOO?

I was reading a manga and then i realized something...the baby were kissing his mother on her lips and his dad was like " Thats my boi! But dont do it so much dady needs momys kisses too!" and you know what I WAS DOING THE SAME THING WHEN I WAS LITTLE! My dad came to me just now and said " You were kissing your mom like non stop, you always stole her away from me but you know what? Momy is all belong to dady now!" gosh... DAD!