Have u ever looked at ur teacher and see that they look like an UKE or SEME??

As a total whore for Yaoi I've just come to this point where my radar i mean my GAYdar is always so ALERT.
I suspected my spanish/french teacher to be AN UKE because trust me my GAYdar was beeping nonstop AND i actually found out he's gay.
IDK why but i saw my maths tutor as a perfect UKE. And my Physics teacher as being gay.
┗( T﹏T )┛
At this point I just think it's the lack of finding a GOOD Yaoi to read(￣∇￣")
I need to slap myself and wake up but is it just me??